(734): Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you’re diagnosing all the actor’s STDs and skin disorders.![]()
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Bahahahaha…
Dammit. I forgot to make my sister a personalized birthday card.
I was thinking something like “Happy Bir— YO, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YA AND I’M-A LET YOU FINISH BUT JESUS HAD THE BEST BIRTHDAY OF ALL TIME!”
Where has my head been lately?
Bahahahaha…
poortaste:selva: guerrillamamamedicine: (via loveyourchaos)
Keep this in mind this Holiday Season, it really is the THOUGHT that COUNTS.
That’s the plan, Stan…
Vegas 2009:
Friday: We left San Diego around 1. Arrived in Vegas around 6. Not a bad drive at all considering it was a Friday. Went to the room (at the Luxor), laid around and rested. Walked to a Walgreens to get some stuff we needed for the trip. Lorena left early to hang out w/Mo and Rob since she’d already gotten ready while Soph and I walked to Walgreens. Sophinie and I got ready around 930 and didn’t get to Tao until about 11pm (whoops!) and as we pulled up in the cab Lorena called to tell us that she had to get out of line to go back to the hotel cuz she forgot her ID. Oiye. Luckily we didn’t have to wait in line. We went straight into the club (For free! Even better, since cover for girls is $40 at Tao) and ran around looking for Tina and her friends’ table. On the way in we met some nice guys from Detroit. When we finally found Tina we danced, drank, and mingled. Left the club around 330 to get food, got back to the room at 530 or so and passed out in our own beds.
Saturday: For one reason or another, Sophinie and I were awake around 10am. So we decided to hit the pool for a bit since our feet were killing us and we needed some sun. We sat in the hot tub for a bit, dipped in the pool once or twice, talked about the advantage women have in Sin City, and saw some couple being creepily sexual in front of dozens of fellow hotel guests. All whilst sipping on the most delicious fruity alcoholic smoothie I’ve ever had. Then we went back upstairs and took a nap until about 2. Lorena got ready and left to go shopping w/Mo and Rob while Soph and I continued our laziness. LOL. We finally decided to get up and start getting ready around 4. Walked the strip, shopped a bit, and then ate. Went back to the hotel to chill and then started to get ready around 830. Lorena joined us, then we all took a cab over to Encore for a night at XS. Again, awesome. No cover ($50 for girls! WTF), our friends from the previous night got another table so no wait in line (thank goodness because it was ridiculously long), and lots of fun! Lots of drinks, dancing, and my god, the cute boys.
Unfortunately the end of the night ended up sucking, since my wallet got stolen. From the fucking VIP booth, and they didn’t take the other 3 wallets that were sitting there? WTF. Pissed me the fuck off.
Sunday: Woke up, cleaned up, packed up, got ready, stuffed our faces at the Paris Buffet, drove home (in traffic, ugh… luckily I was asleep for part of it) and then we went to Sophinie’s mom’s new house for some grub and fam time. Then we went to the brother’s house and watched The Ugly Truth (SOOOO FUNNY)… and now it’s Monday and I’m looking forward to my trip to San Francisco in a few weeks! AAHHHH!!! :) :) :)








